In response to Mr. Metzger's letter "Neighbor Spying" that appeared in the July 23, 2008, letters to the editor:
This is copied and pasted from the terms and conditions of "felonspy.com" that was solicited and apparently believed by Mr. Metzger. It would have been a better idea to read the terms and disclaimer before writing a letter accusing your neighbors of being something that they most likely are not. Please, notice the first sentence under the title "FelonSpy Pages."
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