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Jesting

Posted
Editor, Times-Union:

Jackie Kennedy had one; Laura Bush, one; Hillary Clinton three; and Michelle Obama, 22.

Taxpayers are paying them. (To save space let's just list name and annual salary.)

If interested, you can find the duties and titles. OK? (Or ask me and I'll send).

1. Susan Sher (Chief of Staff) $172,200

2. Jocelyn C. Frye $140,000

3. Desiree G. Rogers $113,000

4. Camille Johnson $102,000

5. Melissa E. Winter $100,000

6. David S. Medina $90,000

7. Catherine M. Lelyveld $84,000

8. Frances M. Starkey $75,000

9. Trooper Sanders $70,000

10. Erinn J. Burnough $65,000.

11. Joseph B. Reinstein $64,000

12. Hebbufer R. Goodman $62,000

13. Allan O. Fitts $60,000

14. Dana M. Lewis $57,000

15. Selmonte M. Mustaphi $52,500

16. Kristen E. Jarvis $50,000

17. Tyler A. Lectenberg $45,000

18. Samantha Tubman $43,000

19. Joseph J. Boswell $40,000

20. Sally M. Armbruster $36,000

21. Natilie Bookey $35,000

22. Deilia A. Jackson $35,000

(If my computer was working right, that adds up to $1,500, 290 for just one little item in our annual federal budget.)

I have a lovely niece in Atlanta, Ga., who is on a team with a bunch of volunteers who serve as a committee of beautiful, educated women to serve visitors at the governor's mansion for free and have lots of fun and joy doing it. Where went "volunteerism" in America?

P.S. Aren't you glad our president is a Christian? If he wuza Muslim (with multiple wives) we would really go broke as a nation, wouldn't we? Oops! I forgot. It's unconstitutional (so far) to have more than one wife in this country, no matter what. But, oh well, who knows what the future has, "Of marvel or surprise ...?" as the poet said.

P.S.S. Mr. Editor, I dare ya' to print this jest as I wrote it.

J. Robert Livingston Boggs

Winona Lake, via e-mail