I am now pretty sure Creighton Brothers has received stimulus money, and I think I have the proof. Monday morning I decided on one scrambled egg. I break the egg and amazing. A double yoker. I am shocked. When was the last time you got one?
Thursday night the wife is gone. I decide a three-egg omelet will do. I break the eggs. One. Two. Three. I am beyond amazed. Three double yokers in a row. Now that is unheard of. These are Olympic-class chickens.
This is what has happened. Creighton's got stimulus money and now buy better feed. That means happier chickens and double yokers for the taxpayer.
Here I thought Obama was an egghead for wasting our money and the yokes on me. I think it's called trickle down economics.
