Prison Retirement Plan
June 22, 2017 at 4:11 p.m.
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Some people are worried about outliving their money in retirement. I?may have a solution for single people — prison.
Being in prison, the prisoners won’t have to worry about paying bills. Prisoners have three meals a day, free cable, free doctors and medicine, even getting an educational degree, and finally, pumping iron.
What a deal?
Then, when we expire, instead of a funeral, most funerals are five figures today. Cremation is moving in the right diredtion, but another way would be giving your body to science. Helping the next generation — giving away your body parts.
Think about it – only an idea.
Paul Fribley
Warsaw
Some people are worried about outliving their money in retirement. I?may have a solution for single people — prison.
Being in prison, the prisoners won’t have to worry about paying bills. Prisoners have three meals a day, free cable, free doctors and medicine, even getting an educational degree, and finally, pumping iron.
What a deal?
Then, when we expire, instead of a funeral, most funerals are five figures today. Cremation is moving in the right diredtion, but another way would be giving your body to science. Helping the next generation — giving away your body parts.
Think about it – only an idea.
Paul Fribley
Warsaw
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