Thin Air

July 28, 2016 at 4:25 p.m.
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Editor, Times-Union:

Good news, everyone. The 42 ba-zillion dollars flown, by U.S. air transport to Afghanistan, has been flown back, by U.S. air transport to the U.S.A.

It was immediately converted to gold bullion and buried by tax slaves in a hole under Mendenhall Glacier in Alaska where additional tax slaves maintain extremely tight security.

I know this to be true since I utilize the same source as Tom Metzger - thin air!

Please, God, protect our republic.

Donald Guard

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Editor, Times-Union:

Good news, everyone. The 42 ba-zillion dollars flown, by U.S. air transport to Afghanistan, has been flown back, by U.S. air transport to the U.S.A.

It was immediately converted to gold bullion and buried by tax slaves in a hole under Mendenhall Glacier in Alaska where additional tax slaves maintain extremely tight security.

I know this to be true since I utilize the same source as Tom Metzger - thin air!

Please, God, protect our republic.

Donald Guard

Leesburg[[In-content Ad]]
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